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Rule 34 presents “Merry Crassmas”

December 6, 2017 @ 6:00 pm - 9:30 pm UTC+11

When you think about Rule 34, do you touch your elf?

Well erect the tree and fist me under the mistletoe! It’s time for Rule 34’s XXXmas show – MERRY CRASSMAS.

Join us on 6 December for a sack full of Christmas-themed scenes that can’t be unseen, featuring a whole heap of performances that will exploit, subvert, pervert and downright ruin the magic of Christmas!

Whether you’ve been naughty or nice, love Christmas or have Felice Navidaddy issues… let us swaddle you (not recommended for those who are Claus-trophobic) with a not-so-silent night of jingling balls, XXXmas carols and delicious reinbeers. Who knows… you might even get sleigh-ed (while shepherd’s watch)…

It’s Christmas – which means Santa will be cummin’ to make a dirty stop over to Camelot Lounge to empty their sack full of sex toys and prizes all over our audience.


Delta Rough-Hand
Emmeline Spankhurts
Mister Ree
Aleni Deviate
Yonic Boom
Porcelain Alice
Miss Surely Knot
Dance Like a Diva Troupe (feat. Mister Ree & Turquoise D’lite)
Persephone Peach
Jaiden & Amirah
Ripper Gently
Harley Quim
Amie Wee

Get your tickets to tinsel town – our last show of the year! Our last 4 shows have sold out! Only 100 tickets for sale.


About Rule 34:

RULE 34 – meaning if it exists or can be imagined, there is porn of it. No exceptions!

Erotic, absurd, filthy, fearless, funny and always unexpected – RULE 34 is a part-performance, part-storytelling event held monthly that pokes at the boundaries of controversy, while celebrating local underground performance talent.

No 2 shows are the same!



Open Mouth is our open mic dirty storytelling comp, where we invite the audience to get up and tell their 5 mins or less original story.

Your story can be told in any way – from having a yarn with us, to singing, performance, rap, spoken word, interpretive dance, whatever you like. Hell – bring a guitar!

The rules:
* Your story does NOT need to reflect the theme on the night. Your story must just have an essence of Rule 34 (strange, sexy, weird, dark, funny, whatever you like).
* Your story must belong to you – it can be a fantasy, made up… but it must be yours.
* Story must be 5 mins or less.
* We only pick 5 names on the night to tell their stories due to time constraints. If you miss out, there’s always next month!
* Don’t be an asshole. No homophobia, transphobia or nastiness welcome. Don’t air your dirty laundry!


A few notes:

Rule 34 proudly provides a safe and supportive space for people of ALL genders and sexualities.

Our event is private – only ticket holders may access our events.

Bad behaviour won’t be tolerated. Please tell the door person if someone is being a pain to you or anyone around you.

RULE 34 runs each month at Camelot Lounge, Marrickville.

Tickets are $25 online at Eventbrite or $30 on the door (CASH ONLY. Exact change is appreciated!). 18 + * MUST HAVE ID FOR ENTRANCE. Please show your concession card if you have purchased a concession ticket.

Tickets are limited. Doors open at 6pm; show starts at 7.30pm.

Full bar and food. 18+

Hosted by AMIE WEE

ACCESSIBILITY: Camelot Lounge is wheelchair accessible. The lift is to the right of the main entrance. Please phone Camelot Lounge on (02) 9550 3777 when you arrive and they will give you access to the lift.

TRANSPORT: Trains to Sydenham station (Bankstown Line, Eastern Suburbs and Illawarra Line). Buses: M30 (Sydenham station), 418 (Sydenham station), 422 (Princes Highway opposite Reilly Lane, 8 min walk). Venue is a 2 minute stroll from the station.

CAMELOT LOUNGE: Cnr 103 Railway Pde & 19 Marrickville Rd, Marrickville http://camelotlounge.com/


December 6, 2017
6:00 pm - 9:30 pm
Event Category:


Rule 34


Camelot Lounge Marrickville
103 Railway Pde
Marrickville, NSW 2204 Australia
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